Alive and kicking since 1999. Requirments: PNG's. "The Lord is my programer, I shall not crash. He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart, all of his commands are user-friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for his names sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs or viruses, for he is my backup. His password protects me. He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies. His help is only a keystroke away. Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all of the days of my life, and my file will be merged with his and saved forever. Amen"